Holy hell, why are so many people in this comment section such absolute pricks? I understand you don’t wanna wait for stuff to get updated but things like this take time and it is being continued as there was an update a few days ago. Is that so hard to understand?
Riiiiiiiiiiiight, which is why it has been dead for the past several years. When it actually gets updated and not some reworded Patreon post nobody even reads, then I'll believe you.
Until then, stencilbits can just live rent free in your head with his monthly bunk.
What a fucking waste of time this is. It's the devs first game so we allow it to be trash? No, the dev is trash. Let's highlight how bad it is and ridicule the shit dev until he fucks off with his utterly ridiculous and trashy updates and does something that doesn't annoy humanity so much.
And, every air humping incel on the block that still thinks this is still being worked on is now on Patreon jerking off in anticipation as they desperately try to hit puberty before the monthly update arrives, because you know, the next update already has all the makings of another inceltastic Stencilbits classic; a big nothing, more excuses, and dumb patrons still beating off to every word posted.
So the original dev has been gone for years and people here are blaming him for someone's Patreon sham with an abandoned game essentially? Sounds about like the world I know.
The original dev has been gone for years and still posting piles of bull on patreon, pimping out monthly renders and other junk while lying to his patrons. That is a sham, yes, I agree.
Some of you on the dimmer side need to get off the crayon diet. Nobody is working on this game anymore.
He's been saying that it's been coming since around spring of 2020. That's what some call a clue.
All he does is posts a new dumb splash screen each month which is very interesting that he supposedly has a dead PC but is still able to produce those renders, but again some people are just nerds who only read about games online and don't know when devs are ripping them off with some dumb new garbage rendering method or whatever nerdtastic BS is the flavor of the week that goes on for years.
There must be a new flavor of crayon out that he feeds his patrons.
Let me translate this months patreon post and update.
It says, Hello dumbasses. It's time once again for another monthly update in which I do absolutely nothing but ramble on about stupid mundane shit about how I fried my Windows 95 or stubbed my foot or my cat died or my brain decomposed and rotted and the game's release date has been moved to next month even though I haven't done anything on it in nearly 36 months. But feel free to become a patron so I can waste even more of your time next month.
This thing is still sitting in the same shape it was since I last posted here nearly two years ago.
I eagerly await a new month's lie and excuse. Maybe he'll post how he was putting his busted POS computer back together and then realized he was trying to put batteries in his toaster, and it took him the whole month to figure out what exactly he was doing wrong.
stencilbits is obviously putting out BS or just doesn't have a clue. When he says he needs to download TERABYTES of data from a backup to fix anything then the odds are nearly 100% that he both doesn't know anything about computers and also complete BS.
Another month is ending, which means it's time for the traditional monthly update! Hardware issues are now all fixed and I have been re-creating some content and renders that self-destructed along with my hard drive. Fortunately, there were not many of them, as most were backed up. So, good news! Things are mostly ready for release 0.4 again! I have learned not to make any promises, but I should be able to press that "Build Release" button soon. I'll probably give the script a proofreading pass or two and see if I spot any other issues, but so far things are looking good. Expect another update after next weekend or so! And as always, I'm not going to take any Patreon payments until 0.4 is out (I'll temporarily suspend my Patreon at the end of each month until then). The rest of the post is mostly copied from my previous updates for those who are new or want to be reminded of what will be coming next. See you in the next post, thanks for your support and patience! -- So, TL;DR: * Next release 0.4 will have Alice's full storyline. * Some new tech in 0.4: interactive 3D and pre-rendered movies, at least a few of each. When I get the pipeline (and my skills) working smoothly, next releases should have more. * After 0.4 I will try out a bit faster release schedule with partial updates instead of releasing large, complete routes that take ages to finish. We'll see how it goes. * Steam release at some point after 0.4 is out. Steam has been pretty random with adult games, so who knows what can happen.
The dev has painted himself into a corner with all these excuses. He is now wearing paint cans as shoes trying to cover up all his tracks that he is not working on the game anymore, probably aiming to keep whatever few patrons he has left when he launches another garbage game that he dumps after the first release.
"The abandoned tag will be removed once the developer releases an update. It got marked abandoned because the game has reached the threshold of 1.5 years of no game update despite of updates from the developer."
Patreon had an update a week ago, dev hasn't abandoned the game yet.
I think the game didn't dead it's just the last version no more update this is just the end of the game and I think the game have 5 ends all I did find in the game I try to see if the game have another end or not
Yes I know but the people think the game Dead coz no update for 2 years people don't know the dev abandoned the game and think he going to update the game to 0.4.0
I played this game since the start of quarantine and replayed it just for good times and I love every minute of the game,but the only thing I don't like (not hate) is the ending,cuz breaking up with the girl you (MC) chosed in the first place and ending into a break up cuz of "problems",dev please make the breaking up thing a alternate ending or something
But, but, the patreon butt munchers promised us it was being worked on and that an update was imminent... all the way back in April.
The game and idea had potential. Unfortunately, this dev does not.
As much as I would have liked to see a Kate storyline, I'm not willing to wait years and years on end for it. So this game is now going in the dumpster of other abandoned and failed experiments.
Back on August 30th he made a post on patreon that the 0.4 update is coming, with some changes, and he suspended his patreon till the update is out, i think it is really coming out now.
I came here on itch.io after a long, long time, and remembered offcuts. Initially, I had a little hope that the game has been updated, but that moron still fooling with us with all those excuses on patreon, for real, I'm full of this sh*t.
While going in I wasn't expecting something like Echo, The Smoke Room or DDLC (just a example) it done it's job as a solid read. Outside of the issues here and there the story works and did it's job as a NSFW VN. The characters were enjoyable, some funny moments, and designs are well done. It's definitely not 10/10 but I would recommend if you have some spare time and want a easy read. Shame that some people reviewing never looked at Stencilbits patreon page, he clearly states multiple times he was working on the entire chapter at one go and changing to 3D with some animation. So it's understandable it wasn't released next day, especially with it being one person. I'll give Stencilbits the benefit of the doubt and say he really is working and is closer to being done, if not guess I'll eat my words. Either way I'll still be downloading when version 4 comes out.
Almost an entire year in between updates and I was even thinking of subbing to the devs patreon if there were updates, but wow a whole year that tells you the game is never getting finished.
lmao you are just now figuring that out? i figured that out 2 years ago, and you still going to consider donating to the dev's jobless benefits. not very bright are we?
I can't vouch for why it is taking this long but I can say the DEV suspends his Patreon memberships every month until V0.4 comes out. So basically he won't charge anyone until there is new content. It has been this way for over a year.
A garbage game that is aging like molasses. After 3 years this only has a handful of routes that are rewrote copies of the first. Sex scenes are an absolute quagmire of terrible. Story isnt even that good, something for adolescents, so not like the only quality it really had left is enough to carry this massive failure to greatness. The total neglect and lack of maintenance has already rendered this thing a relic of the past. Only the patreon fanboys still care about it.
And it will stay in development for an endless number of months with a variety of excuses while the dev continues to drag his feet. Sure hope he doesn't fall over them.
The dev posts his usual rewrote monthly text update and then paywalls everything else. The interesting thing is even though his patrons like to say he pauses payments each month, why would he even need a paywall if that was the case? Or maybe I'm the only one that smells this steaming pile?
Ugly and oversatured visuals, ugly characters. Tried twice and deleted. Zero replay value. Highly overrated game. This is another forum where nothing ever gets updated and patrons show up to run their usual "join his Patreon" scam. It's important to know so as to not waste any time on this garbage. What a surprise the masses no longer want this neglected pile of trash.
Bro are u stupid as fuck? "Ugly Characters" are u mom a bitch? because you're so stupid that maybe all the guy's cum that fuck ur mom goes into ur brain when she's pregnant. Bro think again before u fucking Comment on something. I know ur mad because u getting scammed by him but don't comment on the characters bro they cute as fuck and nothing can change that Especially stupid fucks like you
The storywriting is just plain bad and it is a visual novel. When doing the Amy route, the MC (Cole) suddenly has no clue how to talk to a girl or how to interact with her, then even needs the help of another girl when it comes to having sex with Amy. I guess the intent was to make the MC funny and witty, but the end result was a rambling clueless idiot. So the fact that anyone could say this has a great story behind it is just not there.
No one is attracted to bad art that looks like it was a grade school art project drawn up by a bunch of children. I see some child got a gold star in class participation. The graphics are all kinds of bad. Characters are deformed. Not like the story makes up for it either. This is an entry level adult novel at best, if you havent played them before and if you have, it's almost comically bad.
Not something I'd lose any sleep over if it never got worked on again.
This game is clearly abandoned. What is even worse is the corpse of this dev is using it to continue draining funds on Patreon. I pity anyone stupid enough to still be actually paying this unemployed loser of a dev.
The whole thing with Covid was just a convenient excuse. He promises updates month after month but never delivers anything. Someone on porno-apk mentioned the other day he had an update coming in "a few months" and my retort was he had been promising one since LAST APRIL. If it actually takes 2 years to produce a decimal update, then hard pass on that game. Far more properly maintained and even better games and VNs out there.
Covid really shouldnt have been an issue for the developer, as its obviously only one or two people working on it, I think anyone even with a laptop could make this awful game.
I deleted this a long time ago. Alice was the worst girl IMO and that is what he spent the last 2 years working on and we havent seen anything about it. That means to get an actual update we will wait have to wait an additional 2 years while he drags his feet again. Screw that. Not worth it.
This is the story in this game: parents die, go to school, run into thugs, deal with thugs in some stupid way, and you might end up with the girl in the end. No variation, no nothing. Sex scenes are also ridiculous and trashy. All I can say is no amount of editing will fix this garbage game, doesnt even deserve to be fixed as its got absolutely no progression. I usually like to give games a chance before I decide to bail. The developer should take a lesson from games like A House in the Rift, Wartribe Academy, etc to make a good story.
How many times do you all get promised updates? Compare that with how many times you actually get one, and then tell me why you think it isn't folly to even acknowledge anything that comes from this guy's Patreon anymore? It is worse than Donald Trump's twitter feed.
He lost all credibility the last (literally) several times ranging from over a year ago to, well, now again I guess.
Notice how the dev used "a few months". Does he think people are actually waiting around on tenterhooks for this thing?
Same thing will happen before when a few months lapse and lets say he does manage to actually update anything, is anyone even going to be interested at that point as crappy as this guy has been?
Anything by Patreon you access by paying a monthly fee to the maker is called paywalling. This dev has even paywalled his "monthly update" which is just a bunch of regurgitated garbage from the months before. The problem with this is you could be paying these devs for the next several years and never see the game completed. These so-called "Patreon rewards" are just ways of keeping money flowing while the game never goes very far, if anywhere, like this game. Notice how his handfull of patron clique is always coming on here and pointing to his Patreon?
severely overrated. it poses as an nsfw title but doesnt even have any and it has been in development for over 2 years now so no excuses at this point. game is also bugged to the point the clueless developer actually added an in-game button fix to some of them rather than trying to fix the problem itself. moves along at a snails pace, updates are largely pointless. storyline is also reminescent of sesame street.
Lust Doll Plus. Probably not the worst but closer to the worst than the best. Bros I could name a ton of garbage games but that one is largely done. What makes it junk is there is also no porn, what little there is being softcore and animal, and the dialogue is so heavily glitched you can often lose pages.
This thing lags like crazy with the lewd scenes and what is up with the MC? He is transparent in all of them. The characters are less than mediocre attractive at best and I spent a good 30 minutes trying to find all that trash on the beach. Who makes all this crap anyway?
Its when something goes a long period of time between updating, and then gets one, usually a decimal, that just has "bug fixes". Makes it look like it is still going.
This game is clearly abandoned. More than that, the corpse of it is being used to scam users out of their money. Why must we pay to see even status updates? If you can even call them that. Every 'update' for the past year has just been a moving of the goal posts.
"Sorry guys the games not ready, but it will be next month so keep paying!"
"Sorry guys we fell behind. But we WILL complete it next month so keep paying!"
This goes on and on and never ends month after month.
I don’t like to slag off Devs, because they are doing something I largely can’t (my stories suck probably more than the worst on here). But after thinking about this VN here going as as patron-only all I have to say I don’t think I could do any worse. The graphics here are adequate, really not all that (Honey Select or Unity, even a noob developer knows to use those) but they do the job but they are coupled with an obvious and almost non-existant system of maintenace. Its appalling to say the least. The scenes leave a lot to be desired. Does this game have any redeeming features as a paid game? I really don't know but as it is, there is no way anyone is going to pay money for something that never gets updated or taken care of.
Crappy devs release crappy games and then put top dollar price tags on their merch, then expect top dollar support on patreon while catering to whatever few they can actually get on Patreon, then wonder why almost nobody supports them anymore.
Waifu Academy is another one that went to the dogs and abandoned now because of THIS.
The noob (new) version of Kunoichi Trainer just came out, and its even worse than what it already was. Its a garbled mess, the coding is so bad it was most likely translated from ancient stone tablets. It is that bugged.
The art is fine but the delivery is terrible. All you can really do is just cheat to select which scene you want, because you can forget about actually getting to them in game. That guy needs to quit (or hire a decent programmer).
looks the same to me. any good graphics editor could have smoothed out those images and adjusted the contrast and sharpness. Instead, Id do image compression. this exact same game download is available on a porting site for barely 87MB.
people coming here from patreon, all they do is post disinfo about the status of the game. the game was updated there last month? Why is it not here? nobody cares about repeat devlogs.
the patrons are about as useful as a 6th finger (not very).
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Holy hell, why are so many people in this comment section such absolute pricks? I understand you don’t wanna wait for stuff to get updated but things like this take time and it is being continued as there was an update a few days ago. Is that so hard to understand?
Because that's what his handlers told him to come here and post.
What handlers? There was an update posted by stencilbits like a week ago.
Yet here you are, called in by your paid trolling buddies and bots.
Are you another shill that has been assigned this comment page to tell us all about how the game is being worked on and developed nonstop?
No, he's a dumbass. Not even a bot would be able to come up with that blabbering dogshit.
The dev is pausing payments each month and he just did an update on the status.
Riiiiiiiiiiiight, which is why it has been dead for the past several years. When it actually gets updated and not some reworded Patreon post nobody even reads, then I'll believe you.
Until then, stencilbits can just live rent free in your head with his monthly bunk.
Did your troll buddies call for reinforcements?
LOL
they do this bs every month, and it's "that time of the month" again.
Apparently it is. Oh well - better things to do, probably shouldn't have even bothered.
the dev is now promising a release in september.
it's coming soon. get ready for it...
Hello dev.
Can we see the next latest monthly update so we can laugh and make fun of it?
world class trash update at best. no wonder this garbage failed. he cant even be bothered to write an actual update and just copies the last month.
game is abandoned. it is not coming
What a fucking waste of time this is. It's the devs first game so we allow it to be trash? No, the dev is trash. Let's highlight how bad it is and ridicule the shit dev until he fucks off with his utterly ridiculous and trashy updates and does something that doesn't annoy humanity so much.
Angry much?
This guy here gets it.
I truly pity anyone living in a cartoon reality and still waiting for this game to actually materialize and get released.
don't mind me.
i'm just here for the traditional monthly nothing burger.
Oh no what a tragedy, how will we survive without another monthly update of a dog pile??? Sure hope nobody steps in it.
And, every air humping incel on the block that still thinks this is still being worked on is now on Patreon jerking off in anticipation as they desperately try to hit puberty before the monthly update arrives, because you know, the next update already has all the makings of another inceltastic Stencilbits classic; a big nothing, more excuses, and dumb patrons still beating off to every word posted.
yeah big shame this is abandoned with a dev that continually lies about it. how will we cope with such a loss?
So the original dev has been gone for years and people here are blaming him for someone's Patreon sham with an abandoned game essentially? Sounds about like the world I know.
The original dev has been gone for years and still posting piles of bull on patreon, pimping out monthly renders and other junk while lying to his patrons. That is a sham, yes, I agree.
if you value your time, you will not waste it waiting around for this garbage to be resurrected.
What’s wrong with trash, bruh? One man’s trash is another man’s garbage. Oh, never mind.
Some of you on the dimmer side need to get off the crayon diet. Nobody is working on this game anymore.
He's been saying that it's been coming since around spring of 2020. That's what some call a clue.
All he does is posts a new dumb splash screen each month which is very interesting that he supposedly has a dead PC but is still able to produce those renders, but again some people are just nerds who only read about games online and don't know when devs are ripping them off with some dumb new garbage rendering method or whatever nerdtastic BS is the flavor of the week that goes on for years.
There must be a new flavor of crayon out that he feeds his patrons.
Latest dev monthly bowel movement has appeared on Patreon. I didn't even bother to read the usual steaming pile.
But it's always amusing to see him hard at work posting new pointless monthly art garbage while never actually doing anything with the game.
hes only been constipated with this game for 3 years, so what do u expect
Let me translate this months patreon post and update.
It says, Hello dumbasses. It's time once again for another monthly update in which I do absolutely nothing but ramble on about stupid mundane shit about how I fried my Windows 95 or stubbed my foot or my cat died or my brain decomposed and rotted and the game's release date has been moved to next month even though I haven't done anything on it in nearly 36 months. But feel free to become a patron so I can waste even more of your time next month.
This thing is still sitting in the same shape it was since I last posted here nearly two years ago.
Maybe for his next game he can make a color and size parody of bowel movements, because that's about all he's good at giving anybody.
I eagerly await a new month's lie and excuse. Maybe he'll post how he was putting his busted POS computer back together and then realized he was trying to put batteries in his toaster, and it took him the whole month to figure out what exactly he was doing wrong.
stencilbits is obviously putting out BS or just doesn't have a clue. When he says he needs to download TERABYTES of data from a backup to fix anything then the odds are nearly 100% that he both doesn't know anything about computers and also complete BS.
Well, the latest polished turd just dropped on patreon.
Basically a fresh pile of barf reworded from last month.
You mean... he posted more monthly art bullshit?
here's the latest post from his patreon
Another month is ending, which means it's time for the traditional monthly update! Hardware issues are now all fixed and I have been re-creating some content and renders that self-destructed along with my hard drive. Fortunately, there were not many of them, as most were backed up.
So, good news! Things are mostly ready for release 0.4 again! I have learned not to make any promises, but I should be able to press that "Build Release" button soon. I'll probably give the script a proofreading pass or two and see if I spot any other issues, but so far things are looking good. Expect another update after next weekend or so!
And as always, I'm not going to take any Patreon payments until 0.4 is out (I'll temporarily suspend my Patreon at the end of each month until then).
The rest of the post is mostly copied from my previous updates for those who are new or want to be reminded of what will be coming next. See you in the next post, thanks for your support and patience!
--
So, TL;DR:
* Next release 0.4 will have Alice's full storyline.
* Some new tech in 0.4: interactive 3D and pre-rendered movies, at least a few of each. When I get the pipeline (and my skills) working smoothly, next releases should have more.
* After 0.4 I will try out a bit faster release schedule with partial updates instead of releasing large, complete routes that take ages to finish. We'll see how it goes.
* Steam release at some point after 0.4 is out. Steam has been pretty random with adult games, so who knows what can happen.
That idiot must think people are literally waiting around on tenterhooks to read his monthly clown shoe claptrap.
Already talking about next releases and he can't even get one that was coming soon since 3 years ago out. What a joke.
The dev has painted himself into a corner with all these excuses. He is now wearing paint cans as shoes trying to cover up all his tracks that he is not working on the game anymore, probably aiming to keep whatever few patrons he has left when he launches another garbage game that he dumps after the first release.
this game has been coming "soon" since around august 2020.
lol
This game has been coming "no time soon" since August 2020.
FIFY
Game's abandoned. Other sites are listing it as abandoned.
Note the last modified date.
Game lasted just a whole year before the dev tossed it aside.
Soooo.... Another month past from April release date, still no update.
What will be the official excuse for the month of June that all his patron buttplugs come here to pimp and shill?
But, but, but, it's coming soon, believe you me! He promised us all 3 years ago.
He is probably busy circle jerking whatever morons are still lapping up his garbage.
some dumb fake news bot will be along shortly to tell us all how the dev is working night and day on it and it'll be ready next month.
You'd think after 2 years of lies on patreon most people would have caught on by now.
Go read this Dev's patreon. One excuse after another. His last "update" was his computer died and he's having to rebuild. JFC.
Maybe next month he'll post about his dog eating his hard drive.
In case anyone still hasn't figured it out yet after going on 3 years.
"The abandoned tag will be removed once the developer releases an update. It got marked abandoned because the game has reached the threshold of 1.5 years of no game update despite of updates from the developer."
Patreon had an update a week ago, dev hasn't abandoned the game yet.
Uh huh.
I suppose we'll be getting that update "soon" because that is what the Patreon said, so it must be true.
Honestly, don't know, but the game hasn't been officially abandoned yet, far as I know.
Which obviously ain't very far.
It's ashame this was abandoned. It's an amazing Visual Novel.
LOL
Where are all the Patreon shills who said there would be a 0.4 update last year?
On his Patron site, he said he was suspending taking payments until .4 is released (which he says will be April.)
april was last month.
now back to the regularly scheduled ass kissing of this useless dev.
Are you planning to make more game like this, dude?
So I checked the Patreon link and he did post on Aug 30 so who knows whats up. I wouldn't give my till i see more updates but that's just me.
Yeah, he only posts every month but never bothers to actually deliver.
But that's OK. Dead games thrive on this site. They also apparently even get recommended.
I think the game didn't dead it's just the last version no more update this is just the end of the game and I think the game have 5 ends all I did find in the game I try to see if the game have another end or not
Game ended 2 years ago when the dev abandoned this shit.
Yes I know but the people think the game Dead coz no update for 2 years people don't know the dev abandoned the game and think he going to update the game to 0.4.0
I played this game since the start of quarantine and replayed it just for good times and I love every minute of the game,but the only thing I don't like (not hate) is the ending,cuz breaking up with the girl you (MC) chosed in the first place and ending into a break up cuz of "problems",dev please make the breaking up thing a alternate ending or something
there is multiple endings.
Still no update.
But, but, the patreon butt munchers promised us it was being worked on and that an update was imminent... all the way back in April.
The game and idea had potential. Unfortunately, this dev does not.
As much as I would have liked to see a Kate storyline, I'm not willing to wait years and years on end for it. So this game is now going in the dumpster of other abandoned and failed experiments.
Back on August 30th he made a post on patreon that the 0.4 update is coming, with some changes, and he suspended his patreon till the update is out, i think it is really coming out now.
That's because you are gullible, and this was 9 months ago.
I came here on itch.io after a long, long time, and remembered offcuts. Initially, I had a little hope that the game has been updated, but that moron still fooling with us with all those excuses on patreon, for real, I'm full of this sh*t.
Here is a pro tip for you to help stop you from further reducing your already lacking IQ:
When a game has gone 12+ months with no update... IT IS A DEAD GAME.
This game has not be updated... SINCE 2019. That's TWO YEARS.
And you people think this game is still alive?
While going in I wasn't expecting something like Echo, The Smoke Room or DDLC (just a example) it done it's job as a solid read. Outside of the issues here and there the story works and did it's job as a NSFW VN. The characters were enjoyable, some funny moments, and designs are well done. It's definitely not 10/10 but I would recommend if you have some spare time and want a easy read. Shame that some people reviewing never looked at Stencilbits patreon page, he clearly states multiple times he was working on the entire chapter at one go and changing to 3D with some animation. So it's understandable it wasn't released next day, especially with it being one person. I'll give Stencilbits the benefit of the doubt and say he really is working and is closer to being done, if not guess I'll eat my words. Either way I'll still be downloading when version 4 comes out.
the games dead..but i loved it so much so many good scenes and girls..bring it back
Almost an entire year in between updates and I was even thinking of subbing to the devs patreon if there were updates, but wow a whole year that tells you the game is never getting finished.
lmao you are just now figuring that out? i figured that out 2 years ago, and you still going to consider donating to the dev's jobless benefits. not very bright are we?
I can't vouch for why it is taking this long but I can say the DEV suspends his Patreon memberships every month until V0.4 comes out. So basically he won't charge anyone until there is new content. It has been this way for over a year.
A very enjoyable game! Too little choices tho, reading so much is annoying after a while. I love the pictures and animations tho!
A garbage game that is aging like molasses. After 3 years this only has a handful of routes that are rewrote copies of the first. Sex scenes are an absolute quagmire of terrible. Story isnt even that good, something for adolescents, so not like the only quality it really had left is enough to carry this massive failure to greatness. The total neglect and lack of maintenance has already rendered this thing a relic of the past. Only the patreon fanboys still care about it.
this is just a crap story with non-animated sex scenes. meh, for betas that like to be ridiculed by cheap underage prostitutes.
more like underage schoolgirls. game for pervs
After reading this I have chosen not to play u did ur job mr.umofo. (Iam not an admin)
Yes I know, you are quite terrible at posing as an admin.
Nearly 4 years in development. Look how much is actually done with this game, going on two years for the still pending update.
Let that serve as a warning for how sorry this dev is.
Patrons should petition to get their money back. All they have been doing is just paying for text updates the last two years.
They have been pausing payments every month while 0.4 is being developed.
And it will stay in development for an endless number of months with a variety of excuses while the dev continues to drag his feet. Sure hope he doesn't fall over them.
The dev posts his usual rewrote monthly text update and then paywalls everything else. The interesting thing is even though his patrons like to say he pauses payments each month, why would he even need a paywall if that was the case? Or maybe I'm the only one that smells this steaming pile?
Ugly and oversatured visuals, ugly characters. Tried twice and deleted. Zero replay value. Highly overrated game. This is another forum where nothing ever gets updated and patrons show up to run their usual "join his Patreon" scam. It's important to know so as to not waste any time on this garbage. What a surprise the masses no longer want this neglected pile of trash.
Bro are u stupid as fuck? "Ugly Characters" are u mom a bitch? because you're so stupid that maybe all the guy's cum that fuck ur mom goes into ur brain when she's pregnant. Bro think again before u fucking Comment on something. I know ur mad because u getting scammed by him but don't comment on the characters bro they cute as fuck and nothing can change that Especially stupid fucks like you
The storywriting is just plain bad and it is a visual novel. When doing the Amy route, the MC (Cole) suddenly has no clue how to talk to a girl or how to interact with her, then even needs the help of another girl when it comes to having sex with Amy. I guess the intent was to make the MC funny and witty, but the end result was a rambling clueless idiot. So the fact that anyone could say this has a great story behind it is just not there.
No one is attracted to bad art that looks like it was a grade school art project drawn up by a bunch of children. I see some child got a gold star in class participation. The graphics are all kinds of bad. Characters are deformed. Not like the story makes up for it either. This is an entry level adult novel at best, if you havent played them before and if you have, it's almost comically bad.
Not something I'd lose any sleep over if it never got worked on again.
This game is clearly abandoned. What is even worse is the corpse of this dev is using it to continue draining funds on Patreon. I pity anyone stupid enough to still be actually paying this unemployed loser of a dev.
The whole thing with Covid was just a convenient excuse. He promises updates month after month but never delivers anything. Someone on porno-apk mentioned the other day he had an update coming in "a few months" and my retort was he had been promising one since LAST APRIL. If it actually takes 2 years to produce a decimal update, then hard pass on that game. Far more properly maintained and even better games and VNs out there.
Covid aside, updates for this thing were a rare occurance, at best. I dont see Covid as having any significant impact on anything related here.
Covid really shouldnt have been an issue for the developer, as its obviously only one or two people working on it, I think anyone even with a laptop could make this awful game.
Trash.
I deleted this a long time ago. Alice was the worst girl IMO and that is what he spent the last 2 years working on and we havent seen anything about it. That means to get an actual update we will wait have to wait an additional 2 years while he drags his feet again. Screw that. Not worth it.
This is the story in this game: parents die, go to school, run into thugs, deal with thugs in some stupid way, and you might end up with the girl in the end. No variation, no nothing. Sex scenes are also ridiculous and trashy. All I can say is no amount of editing will fix this garbage game, doesnt even deserve to be fixed as its got absolutely no progression. I usually like to give games a chance before I decide to bail. The developer should take a lesson from games like A House in the Rift, Wartribe Academy, etc to make a good story.
*yawn*
Is this nonsense starting up on Patreon again?
How many times do you all get promised updates? Compare that with how many times you actually get one, and then tell me why you think it isn't folly to even acknowledge anything that comes from this guy's Patreon anymore? It is worse than Donald Trump's twitter feed.
He lost all credibility the last (literally) several times ranging from over a year ago to, well, now again I guess.
Spoiler - Ain't gonna be one.
Notice how the dev used "a few months". Does he think people are actually waiting around on tenterhooks for this thing?
Same thing will happen before when a few months lapse and lets say he does manage to actually update anything, is anyone even going to be interested at that point as crappy as this guy has been?
I for one will pass.
Anything by Patreon you access by paying a monthly fee to the maker is called paywalling. This dev has even paywalled his "monthly update" which is just a bunch of regurgitated garbage from the months before. The problem with this is you could be paying these devs for the next several years and never see the game completed. These so-called "Patreon rewards" are just ways of keeping money flowing while the game never goes very far, if anywhere, like this game. Notice how his handfull of patron clique is always coming on here and pointing to his Patreon?
Still nothing to see here. Well, I guess its time to delete this page from the bookmarks. This thing has been dead for going on 2 years now.
This thing is dead.
It was never alive. A worthless pile of trash that will not be missed.
Hmm........
the deluca family
severely overrated. it poses as an nsfw title but doesnt even have any and it has been in development for over 2 years now so no excuses at this point. game is also bugged to the point the clueless developer actually added an in-game button fix to some of them rather than trying to fix the problem itself. moves along at a snails pace, updates are largely pointless. storyline is also reminescent of sesame street.
current and future devs should download and play that one to the end. it is a prime example how NOT to make an adult game.
I'd have to say House Arrest. Everything about it is just bad and wrong and is the epitome of Honey Select trash.
Anything that guy makes is trash. He is probably one of the worst devs on here.
Exactly. He hasnt made a decent game since he started.
Lust Doll Plus. Probably not the worst but closer to the worst than the best. Bros I could name a ton of garbage games but that one is largely done. What makes it junk is there is also no porn, what little there is being softcore and animal, and the dialogue is so heavily glitched you can often lose pages.
all of the dating my daughter chapters. much better incest games out there. should have ended it on the first game but its so washed up at this point.
i doubt it
Thats what the uninstall and delete buttons are for. Makes you wonder what actually motivates developers to produce this rubbish.
I might download that one and check it out.
This thing lags like crazy with the lewd scenes and what is up with the MC? He is transparent in all of them. The characters are less than mediocre attractive at best and I spent a good 30 minutes trying to find all that trash on the beach. Who makes all this crap anyway?
hello men any news???
this thing is dead.
can recommend something good here????
timeless island and oppai oddysee are both good downloads
Long Live the Princess. Belle is about to finish it, next update (or two) will complete it.
the whole Unreal platform is outdated
that game is for PC only. shame
Yes, i found a new burger restaurant last weekend, they have a small selection, but all fresh-made and very creative, delicious menus, i tell ya.
dude man, are they selling cream pie in there?
another phantom update that didnt fix or add anything
Exactly what is a phantom update?
Its when something goes a long period of time between updating, and then gets one, usually a decimal, that just has "bug fixes". Makes it look like it is still going.
and one of the oldest in the book for indie devs to drain money on patreon
This game is clearly abandoned. More than that, the corpse of it is being used to scam users out of their money. Why must we pay to see even status updates? If you can even call them that. Every 'update' for the past year has just been a moving of the goal posts.
"Sorry guys the games not ready, but it will be next month so keep paying!"
"Sorry guys we fell behind. But we WILL complete it next month so keep paying!"
This goes on and on and never ends month after month.
Either the dev and/or his patrons are all dislike the posting any comments of criticism.
I don’t like to slag off Devs, because they are doing something I largely can’t (my stories suck probably more than the worst on here). But after thinking about this VN here going as as patron-only all I have to say I don’t think I could do any worse. The graphics here are adequate, really not all that (Honey Select or Unity, even a noob developer knows to use those) but they do the job but they are coupled with an obvious and almost non-existant system of maintenace. Its appalling to say the least. The scenes leave a lot to be desired. Does this game have any redeeming features as a paid game? I really don't know but as it is, there is no way anyone is going to pay money for something that never gets updated or taken care of.
So he has plans to start an "exclusive" series for patrons only? I guess Offcuts will be abandoned at some point in the near future.
dev needs to update his skills significantly. single pic sex scenes with a bunch of dialogue won’t cut it if he thinks he can go for paid.
this is bs. almost every game on here is mostly for patreon. even bought games here, u need a patron code to access specific content.
It just a big ripoff and a con. You can buy a game here then you have to literally buy it again on Patreon just to be able to play it in full.
Look at Kunoichi Trainer.
Most, but not all games. There is some good games here but many others are following this same stupid trend.
Crappy devs release crappy games and then put top dollar price tags on their merch, then expect top dollar support on patreon while catering to whatever few they can actually get on Patreon, then wonder why almost nobody supports them anymore.
Waifu Academy is another one that went to the dogs and abandoned now because of THIS.
Yo where did u know this? can u send link or something? This really hurt me man, Waifu Academy is a great game
Is Waifu Academy on itch.io i dont find it ore wher can i get it can you send a link
The noob (new) version of Kunoichi Trainer just came out, and its even worse than what it already was. Its a garbled mess, the coding is so bad it was most likely translated from ancient stone tablets. It is that bugged.
The art is fine but the delivery is terrible. All you can really do is just cheat to select which scene you want, because you can forget about actually getting to them in game. That guy needs to quit (or hire a decent programmer).
Well... now that new image does look better. I will say that.
looks the same to me. any good graphics editor could have smoothed out those images and adjusted the contrast and sharpness. Instead, Id do image compression. this exact same game download is available on a porting site for barely 87MB.
overrated, bros if this is what the holdup and hype is about
people coming here from patreon, all they do is post disinfo about the status of the game. the game was updated there last month? Why is it not here? nobody cares about repeat devlogs.
the patrons are about as useful as a 6th finger (not very).
there is no 0.4 bros
it was for windows anyway. figured it would have leaked and someone would have ported it by now.
<spoiler> as will be the rest of the game </spoiler>