Here it is, gang. Another worthless garbage post. Just what the world was waiting for.
Monthly Update: Always Has Been Edition March is ending soon, which means it's time for the tried and true monthly update! As mentioned in my previous update, Godot Game Engine 4.0 was released as planned, after almost four years. I did some work on it and I hope it will eventually take its place among Unity and Unreal Engine as Blender has done in the 3D graphics field. But enough of that for now. With my little side quest out of the way, it's time to follow the example and finally do my own release with Offcuts 0.4. With every kind of disaster on the way, from a global pandemic to several hardware failures, it has been a long and occasionally painful journey. Still, every journey has to end eventually and I spent most of the time this month double-checking the script and doing other final preparations. From updating Ren'Py to the latest version and re-installing the Android SDK, things look good. I'll maybe try to make a quick test release at some point to make sure my release builds still work after a few years of pause, but if something has broken, it shouldn't be that hard to fix at this point. Fingers crossed! And as always, I'm not going to take any Patreon payments until 0.4 is out (I'll temporarily suspend my Patreon at the end of each month until then). The rest of the post is mostly copied from my previous updates for those who are new or want to be reminded of what will be coming next. See you in the next post, thanks for your support and patience!
Hey fools. It's me Stencilbits again, month after month, year after year, with yet another monthly update where I ramble about all things irrelevant and pretend to be a dev as I continue testing and proofreading for 4+ years.
Still waiting on Offcuts 0.4? Keep waiting, and see you in my next trash fake wannabe that neverwillbe of an update.
Maybe Stencilbits caught a plane back from his vacation and crashed on some unheard of and undiscovered island. Never to be seen again and maybe sending smoke signals to Patreon once a month is how he communicates now.
Same tired old washed up garbage from one month to the next. Funny how this trash dev keeps going around spouting random garbage to try and advertise his game he doesn't even work on. A zero effort trash dev.
Stencilbits doesn't have to really have to put that much work into it, and that might put him out if he actually has to put any semblence of any effort into coming up with new excuses rather than simply recycling his old excuses.
Yup. Best for Stencilbits to just let everyone know in advance a set day when the next post is to drop so we can avoid it and the sheep can avert future disappointment and regret when he puts it off to the following month over and over again. Stencilbits doesn't even know when he is looking like a fool to people who even bother to read the garbage he posts each and every month, like clockwork.
One, as was mentioned, almost nobody reads the patreon to the point of actually caring enough about it to create an account and make a post that'll most likely never even be read.
Two, the few people that still bother to post on his patreon are totally clueless and still waiting on the edges of their seat for the 0.4 update since 2019. They are literally the only ones who post there, and you can count them all on one hand.
Three, Stencilbits himself probably doesn't even bother to read the replies.
Sad thing is the patrons all voted for Alice and have been strung along for going on 4 years by this circus act, and even sadder they still come looking for it each and every month.
Stencilbits is pretty much the laughing stock of the AVN community. At least on the dusty corners of the internet with those who still even remember this game. If you go to almost any website, doesn't matter which one it is, the comments are all full of disdain and ridicule.
Apparently there are still a few of those who simply aren't capable of adding it all up. If after 3-4 years Stencilbits was going to release anymore updates, don't you think we'd have seen one by now? We would have.
Getting thrown under the bus is bad enough, but when you're Stencilbits and you throw your own game under the short bus for Godot, that's a whole new level of retarded.
No, he'll spend the time to make a new render with a reworded excuse from the month before and pretend it's coming out next month. Since 2019-2020 there have been enough of these useless stupid renders to have actually built the Alice update.
I assume next month he'll ramble on about some other mundane irrelevant thing and then tell us all how nothing is holding the release of 0.4 back while he checks and tests it all over again. Just more lies to get from one month to the next.
Some of the Patreon responses that stretch back for years are even more amusing than the monthly rubbish posts the same ones who posted back in 2019 after the last release are still posting today. As if they are STILL waiting and waiting for this game to actually be released, and this is why Stencilbits keeps on posting this garbage and every month he picks up a few more non thinkers to add to his short bus followers.
That's because they have been gaslit into thinking this is still coming out next month. Nevermind the fact more than 36 months have passed since that promised update.
This is more or less a means of getting attention. Absolutely no motivation to produce anything, so he now just lives out some fantasy on the Patreon page. Funny thing is people sign up for the game, not to hear about random BS he does in his daily life not even related to the game every month for years. Neanderthals might enjoy hearing about it month after month, but I for one could care less. Certainly not going to follow it for years and years.
Can't wait? Well, they've all been waiting nonstop for over 3 years. Seems to me they can wait for it.
What's another year or two gonna hurt, and then check and test on what you've already waited for another year. Then get started on the Godot engine or something else irrelevant in an attempt to detract attention away from the fact you're not even touching the game for another year.
Yes, I'm simply euphoric that he has transmogrified this into an epic steaming turd of a game that he has been polishing for years, so long that I honestly don't even remember what the game was even about.
They say you can't polish turds but looks like somebody forgot to bring ole Stencilbits into the know because that turd he has been polishing for the past 3-4 years is so shiny he could probably see his own reflection...
To put the newest monthly status update in the proper perspective;
Another month on top of 4 years worth passes by, which means it's time for the traditional monthly run around! Hello, I'm Stencilbits, please pay attention to me as I try to stay relevant. As mentioned in the dozens of posts before, I have been sidetracked spending my free time on other things even though I keep saying I am working hard on the game and the game has been mostly done for years, so here is another garbage monthly render for you to laugh at as I continue to make believe I am still actually making a game.
My contributions to the Godot engine did not go as planned, and as a consequence the Godot engine is now being tested and retested, with developers set to now produce monthly excuses and never touch the engine till the end of time. Some of my work ethic must have rubbed off on them. That means I can focus on other tasks, and by other tasks, I naturally mean like planning more excuses for Offcuts 0.4 for many more months to come. The remaining tasks are the same as always, more checking even though I have been checking for more than 2 years now as 0.4 release fast approaches. Yes, it's been a while, so I need to double-check if my build has been checked and then I will need to triple-check again next month just to be sure.
The rest of my post is copy pasted from every post the last 4 years for those who are a bit slow still haven't caught on that I ain't actually making this game. See you in the next post, and thanks for staying signed up on my personal blog where I get to pretend I am somebody and not another dev with the work ethic of a corpse.
If you are going to keep people in the know, you can at least not be so vague. But anything other than vagueness would require more testing, checking, and retesting and then it would need to be checked again. It'd be many years from now before it ever got posted otherwise. Much simpler just to make obfuscated posts and then let people use their imagination.
Whatever rendering software is being used to create the monthly art looks like utter trash. There has been a serious degradation in quality of the art over the course of all the excuses Stencilbits puts out each month. It's not even attractive or interesting at this point. Not sure what, if anything, he hopes to achieve other than trying to pretend he contributed anything to Godot, and god help them if his contributions are anything like he contributes to his own game as they'll be squashing bugs, testing, and checking things for the next half century.
His latest travesty of a post just rambles on about the Godot engine, promises to release the 0.4 version soon that's near completion like he has for the last 36+ months.
Nothing of value missed if you haven't seen it. I'd suggest not wasting the time of day on this trash. Those are valuable seconds of your life you will not be able to get back.
He's still pretending he's making a game nobody even gives a shit about anymore, what's to care about? Every month, the same thing over and over again.
You are right. Nobody cares. Nobody cares about his posts or his 0.4 release he has promised for years. He is the laughing stock among devs, and just another absolute shit dev who, like usual, quit work on their game part way through then went back and started remaking it. Except he's so bad he hasn't been able to even pilot a new release in going on 4 years despite promising it every month.
Why is that a problem? Stencilbits could easily take up painting, and when his project decomposes after years of neglect and turns to dust, he can compare and contrast it with his other projects. Of course, there won't be much of any real difference between the decay and his other dead and abandoned projects.
Because that is what he is already doing. His Patreon is already so stagnant it is literally like watching dried paint flake and peel away from the wall.
Reading the monthly posts is kind of like reading blank pieces of paper, except more bland and dumb. If you can actually convince anybody to read that waste of electricity, just hit the back button on their browser to send them back to the start. They probably won't notice since the whole thing is exactly the same for the past 4 years.
Or maybe next month he'll post the same bullshit from the last 40 months? Come on ya'll. This is Stencilbits we are talking about. It'll be as unimaginative as it is ridiculous and result in more lost IQ points as the previous posts. I expect more innovation from a bag of dead rats.
You gotta dig down deep to produce the bunk that appeared last month.
Maybe this month he'll dig down deeper and that'll be his hole he can go crawl into and disappear for after totally ruining what could have been an otherwise halfway decent game.
But with Stencilbits working on the Godot engine and apparently everything BUT the damn game, the jokes are writing themselves.
Yep, I agree. Time for ole Stencilbits to quit being a poser, accept that he sucks, and move on because he has reached the pinnacle of suckage with his ridiculous update every month that not a single person even believes.
The pinnacle of Stencilbits: Moving goal posts, endless excuses, and squatter thigs.
Did you try looking under the rock, the land and home where all the Stencilbits followers reside. Not that you'd find any intelligent life there either. Just a bunch of suckers who enjoy getting conned and scammed.
You might even find a few of those squatter thigs under there and then ole Stencilbits can post about 'em again this month or something else equally stupid.
First, we are not related. Second, that does not say what you all think it says and basically what you're saying is you've all got nothing better to do than troll a comment board over a typo?
Maybe you should try removing your head from your rectum and quit simping for a dev who posts absurd and ridiculous crap each and every month and never does anything even worth discussing.
When you are Stencilbits and you don't spend 3 years proofreading and fixing bugs before you post, you end up with things called squatters thigs. Since he can't even give his fake updates anymore without errors, I can only imagine what merciless horrors would be in an actual but very theoretical 0.4 release.
3 years of nonstop progress with this game has finally resulted in us being rewarded with some idiotic crap called squatters things. Perfect. Just what the world was waiting for.
That single typo just set this game back years. It'll now take Stencilbits a year to figure out what word he intended to use. Another year to proofread it. And another year to bug test it. Plus another year to post about it.
I never said I did but actually, yes I do have experience with more than a few programming languages but I don't need to create a blog space to brag about it on a dead corner of the internet that nobody has any use for beyond ridicule to inflate my ego and sense of importance. Feeble attempts at feeling superior is the only reason that collage of BS still exists.
And who gives a shit about the Godot engine anyway? Stencilbits just admitted where his priorities are which clearly aren't even with this game anymore but I guess as long as he can make it sound like he knows something to impress all the know-nothings still following him on Patreon.
Here we have the great Stencilbits who has promised the release of the Kraken 0.4 release so many times it has become a running joke. And then here you are, supporting the tightest fitting set of clown shoes on the internet all while waiting for next release date of the Kraken with baited breath. But you got squatter thigs instead, so enjoy.
The amount of stupid here is palpable. Bordering on embarrassing, but here we are anyway. It's just sad and dumb.
I wasn't able to see the update yesterday as the Patreon page wouldn't load on my phone, so I have no idea if what is posted below is accurate or another perversion of sorts by everyone in the comments.
That’s because your phone is smarter than you, and it knows not to waste it’s time on Stencilbits' worthless posts. Good job. You got outsmarted by a robot.
Post was to OP, not you. But how nice of you to stroll along and call people names, after whining about name calling after calling people names a few days ago. Now that you have been noticed for today and gotten attention, go away.
Pausing payments is no excuse for gutter tier work ethic. The fact he pauses payments is the only thing stopping him being put at the same level of Icstor and Gumdrop. That and he really has no choice but to pause payments. We're coming up to the 4th year of excuses, lies and outright laziness so if he was charging for this his reputation, what's left of it, would be shot.
Well guys, here is the "update", but of course you actually have to do something new to be able to have an update instead of regurgitating the same thing for the past several years, but that's another story. The Stencilbit family bots will be along shortly to defend and adore every word.
Monthly Update: Squatters Thigs The first month of the year is soon ending, which means it's time for a brand new monthly update! January has been busy for me in almost every way, including some final script editing. Another part of my time I have been using to make some small code and other contributions to the open-source Godot Game Engine as it is approaching its 4.0 release. That release has been in the making for around 3+ years by now, so I have some sympathy here. One day you might see the interactive adventures of our cast in Godot, Unity or Unreal Engine. As I occasionally use these engines at my day job in some form, I have been quietly evaluating them for the eventual next step in this hobby of mine. But more of that later, once the next release of Offcuts is actually out. With that out of the way, my last hurdle with Offcuts 0.4 has been mostly proofreading and editing, basic tasks that I could keep doing forever. And sometimes, I feel the more I edit things, the worse the script becomes. It has been mostly release ready for a while, so once I get my other tasks out of the way, I can hopefully and finally gather up my courage and press that release button. And as always, I'm not going to take any Patreon payments until 0.4 is out (I'll temporarily suspend my Patreon at the end of each month until then). The rest of the post is mostly copied from my previous updates for those who are new or want to be reminded of what will be coming next. See you in the next post, thanks for your support and patience!
It has taken him going on 4 years to get to 0.4 and not even there yet. He thinks he can contribute anything to new engine builds? I would not trust this newb to do a spellcheck - and wtf is a squatter thig?
Squatter thig = some kind of 0day leet nerd speek. Didn't you heer? He is working on a new engine and codes, which will need to be proofread, edited, and bug tested for 52 years until it enters into obsolescence. Sort of like this game.
Would be far from anything I'd suggest. Not really a game, just a ridiculously longwinded wordy VN full of annoying characters that never developed much further than a beta, which ironically what the MC is also designed after. Decisions don't matter and there's literally nothing to do in it other than press the SKIP button.
Maybe 5 years ago it had potential, but any potential has been lost since then. At least with this dev. Surprised nobody has tried to clone it in Daz or HS2 yet.
Because nobody gives a shit about this garbage game or loser dev. The rendering is getting worse and more shitty. 5 star game rating here hahahahahahahaha. 139 patrons. hahahahahaha. something doesn’t quite add up. gonna guess the dev’s simps constantly support trash while defending it against any and all criticism.
Welp, nothing here in these comments but decay. I guess these threads could be used as tomorrow's fertilizer seeing how yesterday's whiners are todays complainers, everyone here has complained themselves into a swamp. These comments now a swamp with those practicing revenge posts and making the swamp bigger and more unbecoming.
Probably the same reason you felt the need to share your opinion. Or maybe we've just seen enough posts about imaginary things being released at the end of the month. About 40 months worth to be exact. But some angry posts is a bigger issue to you.
Werent you calling people idiots, trolls and other names the other day? Stop trying to play the victim. Like I said before, people like you cannot deal with opposing views and lash out so evidently this page and perhaps even the internet are obviously not for you.
You have been spreading the BS nonstop from that blackhole steaming dog pile known as Patreon since you showed up. Maybe when the goal posts get moved again, you can bring us all up to speed on how quickly the game is being updated since it's only been coming soon for about 4 years now. So yeah. Keep waiting on it.
Personally, I have had my fill of the trolls on this page. A lot of people angry that the dev isn't releasing things on their demand. These posts should not be allowed further light of day or oxygen.
These posts by hiih8r and gmichael3101 suggest Stencilbits their savior. I guess it's easy to see with these comments the emotional bonding shared for their idol.
What does that mean...in English? I have never seen such twisted English obfuscated replies that are hard to make any sense of. Do you use a Chinese translator for your posts?
That's not surprising, given you obviously enjoy reading the same thing on Patreon month after month after month so you are probably now used to having to read things slow from all the brain damage.
And then you talk about derping, with the Patreon being the epitome of derp.
Stencilbits is one of the worst developers there is, hasn't made a single update in over 3 years, and some of you people support his charade of excuses. Good job. And then you post based on feelz not facts so there's that and you come to Stencilbits' defense at every opportunity so there's that, too.
This comment board now an example of revenge posters. Tit for Tat, any attempted discussion here a waste of time and effort. Reality is not this page, but an example of dysfunction. No real interest watching a pig skin being carried down the cow pasture here.
Tell you what , you trust whatever you read on Patreon each month or whatever rag that fits your desire. I will decipher what truths I decide that fits mine.
I no longer have tolerance for your view, and I know you have none for mine.
Time and time again, the squadsters are the first to rush in and respond to my posts. You all wait with baited breath for my every post. You are members of my legion of fans whose life is not complete without my postings. It's kinda you guy's thing.
LOL. You actually said I was intellectually dishonest and the other one has referred to me as spreading lies and disinformation yet you same two are right here promoting for 4 years worth of intellectual dishonesty and misinformation.
I actually agree with you for once. The dev suspends his account each month, yet you idiots are here saying he is scamming everyone. You are right. You can't make this up.
Speaking of making things up, oh, I'm sure your Stencilbits will find something stupid he can't wait to share with the world at the end of this month, and then one of us here will immediately shut it down using the very stupidity supplied in his own post, coupled with the intellectual effort that the average grade schooler could provide. It's very easy to squash his ignorance just as it is to dismiss you as nothing but another stooge. Have a great evening!
You could make a positive comment, or at least one that actually makes some kind of semblence of sense. But you’d rather complain about unicorns because you’re a special kind of idiot.
Myself no longer concerned about getting a positive comment from this game, yesterday's chaos now obvious in these comments. Thanks for YOUR comment though.
You might want to self medicate, you seem agitated, in Agony, relax ….look for some more yellow journalistic posts from Stencilbits drawing unicorns to admire and embellish. Enjoy this playground.
You and the other cultists cringe-worthy comments month after month after month while calling other people trolling disasters tells everything we need to know about you.
I can appreciate your comment and feeling of being isolated. Although these comments has its fors and againsts the reality is your impact will not be realized on this page at best.
What does that shit mean by criticise? It's just two mf clowns with fake accounts who post or reply shit here,they are cocks sucker of dev and mentally challenged,who are made to believe they are some sort of gigs,we as humble human doesn't want to treat these two degraded piece of crap as shit as they are,but still they stir nonsense here.
Pointing out that some of you who post a lot of easily rebuffed rubbish especially where it fits your agenda and purpose here isn't a personal attack.... it's an observation.
The petulant, juvenile crap and sniping by the followers is ridiculous, which you seem to be fine with. You people have a sense of self-importance well out of proportion to who and what you are.
He needs to just stfu and go silent like any other dev would. I have more respect for devs who abandon their games and are never heard from again, than I do this miserable display that goes on for years.
lmfao… you think this bothers people who enjoy these games? Funny how such haters are even on this genre… you all are either very immature or just simply uncomfortable in your own skin!! As mentioned move on you effect nobody and nobody cares what you say
Are you saying you enjoy playing games that have been dead for years with only two or three routes, and the creator is laughing at everybody still waiting for it to be completed?
Hey don't worry about that idiotic clown nonsense,do you think he's a genuine avn lover or a sensible guy?,nah he's just another of fake account of this mf dev cock sucker whore,who stir nonsense and protect Dev's ass
The fanboys will eat this up almost like the Q crowd with every hope they can unlock and decode the secret messages in each monthly post, hoping to find that hidden treasure map embedded that tells them the super secret release date.
Fan boys? Of some old crap that's abonded years ago? Nope he's just one of dev personal cum dumpster whore fake account shitting and saying nonsense,giving ridiculous execuse just like dev as usual.
Amazing isn't it how some of these people get torqued about some comments but think nothing of the fact they are lied to each and every month by the useless dev.
like i said bud,he isn't some fanboy or loyal patreon(should be consider idiot at this stage,after this long time) but he's fake account created by clowns who are are Dev's cock sucker.
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Here it is, gang. Another worthless garbage post. Just what the world was waiting for.
Monthly Update: Always Has Been Edition
March is ending soon, which means it's time for the tried and true monthly update! As mentioned in my previous update, Godot Game Engine 4.0 was released as planned, after almost four years. I did some work on it and I hope it will eventually take its place among Unity and Unreal Engine as Blender has done in the 3D graphics field. But enough of that for now. With my little side quest out of the way, it's time to follow the example and finally do my own release with Offcuts 0.4. With every kind of disaster on the way, from a global pandemic to several hardware failures, it has been a long and occasionally painful journey.
Still, every journey has to end eventually and I spent most of the time this month double-checking the script and doing other final preparations. From updating Ren'Py to the latest version and re-installing the Android SDK, things look good. I'll maybe try to make a quick test release at some point to make sure my release builds still work after a few years of pause, but if something has broken, it shouldn't be that hard to fix at this point. Fingers crossed!
And as always, I'm not going to take any Patreon payments until 0.4 is out (I'll temporarily suspend my Patreon at the end of each month until then).
The rest of the post is mostly copied from my previous updates for those who are new or want to be reminded of what will be coming next. See you in the next post, thanks for your support and patience!
Pro Translation: Never Will Be Edition
Hey fools. It's me Stencilbits again, month after month, year after year, with yet another monthly update where I ramble about all things irrelevant and pretend to be a dev as I continue testing and proofreading for 4+ years.
Still waiting on Offcuts 0.4? Keep waiting, and see you in my next trash fake wannabe that neverwillbe of an update.
Pretty much that's the gist of it.
Only ones still waiting on it are the same 2 morons still slobbering all over it every month on Patreon.
Most of us have figured it out already.
As was predicted for his newest miserable excuse, he is yet again talking about Godot.
If he didn't talk about the Godot engine, then this update would have been a carbon copy of last month.
Actually, nevermind. It pretty much was anyway.
Well, he has to have something other than his dead game he hasn't touched in ages to post about each month on his personal blog space.
Maybe Stencilbits caught a plane back from his vacation and crashed on some unheard of and undiscovered island. Never to be seen again and maybe sending smoke signals to Patreon once a month is how he communicates now.
Is he still on vacation?
Maybe the fact he's been on vacation since 2019? Maybe Stencilbits would be able to fly unassisted if he weren't so dumb? Who knows?
Who's ready for the latest cobbled together monthly excuse on why the ready since 2021 0.4 update has been delayed yet again?
Same tired old washed up garbage from one month to the next. Funny how this trash dev keeps going around spouting random garbage to try and advertise his game he doesn't even work on. A zero effort trash dev.
Shocked that Stencilbits was able to take time off from his busy schedule of still pretending to be a dev to write and present us with a new dog pile.
Might I point out, 95% of it will be copied from last month (which itself was copied from the month before). So not a lot of effort will go into it.
Stencilbits doesn't have to really have to put that much work into it, and that might put him out if he actually has to put any semblence of any effort into coming up with new excuses rather than simply recycling his old excuses.
Lying to people for 4 years is hard work, and in that regard Stencilbits is the epitome of work ethic.
Yup. Best for Stencilbits to just let everyone know in advance a set day when the next post is to drop so we can avoid it and the sheep can avert future disappointment and regret when he puts it off to the following month over and over again. Stencilbits doesn't even know when he is looking like a fool to people who even bother to read the garbage he posts each and every month, like clockwork.
It does have high entertainment value, I will say that.
I am surprised nobody has said anything to him about it on his Patreon yet.
There could be a few reasons for that.
One, as was mentioned, almost nobody reads the patreon to the point of actually caring enough about it to create an account and make a post that'll most likely never even be read.
Two, the few people that still bother to post on his patreon are totally clueless and still waiting on the edges of their seat for the 0.4 update since 2019. They are literally the only ones who post there, and you can count them all on one hand.
Three, Stencilbits himself probably doesn't even bother to read the replies.
That or Stencilbits would just delete the negative comments and continue to live in his echo chamber.
Sad thing is the patrons all voted for Alice and have been strung along for going on 4 years by this circus act, and even sadder they still come looking for it each and every month.
They wait with bated breath for Alice every month they will happily line up for whatever crap he flings and can get to stick.
Stencilbits is pretty much the laughing stock of the AVN community. At least on the dusty corners of the internet with those who still even remember this game. If you go to almost any website, doesn't matter which one it is, the comments are all full of disdain and ridicule.
Apparently there are still a few of those who simply aren't capable of adding it all up. If after 3-4 years Stencilbits was going to release anymore updates, don't you think we'd have seen one by now? We would have.
Getting thrown under the bus is bad enough, but when you're Stencilbits and you throw your own game under the short bus for Godot, that's a whole new level of retarded.
😂
Maybe Stencilbits can use that for his monthly art later this month.
No, he'll spend the time to make a new render with a reworded excuse from the month before and pretend it's coming out next month. Since 2019-2020 there have been enough of these useless stupid renders to have actually built the Alice update.
I assume next month he'll ramble on about some other mundane irrelevant thing and then tell us all how nothing is holding the release of 0.4 back while he checks and tests it all over again. Just more lies to get from one month to the next.
He could call next month's installment Monthly Update: Short Bus Edition.
Some of the Patreon responses that stretch back for years are even more amusing than the monthly rubbish posts the same ones who posted back in 2019 after the last release are still posting today. As if they are STILL waiting and waiting for this game to actually be released, and this is why Stencilbits keeps on posting this garbage and every month he picks up a few more non thinkers to add to his short bus followers.
Don't be insulting the Stencilbits short bus, mate.
All the Patreons be riding in style every month, stylin' and profilin' from one update to the next.
That's because they have been gaslit into thinking this is still coming out next month. Nevermind the fact more than 36 months have passed since that promised update.
This is more or less a means of getting attention. Absolutely no motivation to produce anything, so he now just lives out some fantasy on the Patreon page. Funny thing is people sign up for the game, not to hear about random BS he does in his daily life not even related to the game every month for years. Neanderthals might enjoy hearing about it month after month, but I for one could care less. Certainly not going to follow it for years and years.
Waiting for 2 years for something and still thinking you are going to get it is worse than any gaslighting.
No wonder Stencilbits never updates. Why would he when they will still stay signed up even if he never does anything?
Can't wait? Well, they've all been waiting nonstop for over 3 years. Seems to me they can wait for it.
What's another year or two gonna hurt, and then check and test on what you've already waited for another year. Then get started on the Godot engine or something else irrelevant in an attempt to detract attention away from the fact you're not even touching the game for another year.
I need some 'splaining.
Exactly... What contributions has ole Stencilbits made to Godot?
The same contributions he makes to Offcuts...
A BIG NOTHING
But, but, but, but, but, Stencilbits is doing so much work on this game and it's been ready for release only since around 2021.
Unpossible I say!
Ain't you glad that he is spending so much time polishing it up for the next release?
Yes, I'm simply euphoric that he has transmogrified this into an epic steaming turd of a game that he has been polishing for years, so long that I honestly don't even remember what the game was even about.
They say you can't polish turds but looks like somebody forgot to bring ole Stencilbits into the know because that turd he has been polishing for the past 3-4 years is so shiny he could probably see his own reflection...
Is he using the Godot engine to make the game now? His posts are getting more and more difficult to actually follow.
He is not using anything to make the game. This shit is as dilapidated as they come.
To put the newest monthly status update in the proper perspective;
Another month on top of 4 years worth passes by, which means it's time for the traditional monthly run around! Hello, I'm Stencilbits, please pay attention to me as I try to stay relevant. As mentioned in the dozens of posts before, I have been sidetracked spending my free time on other things even though I keep saying I am working hard on the game and the game has been mostly done for years, so here is another garbage monthly render for you to laugh at as I continue to make believe I am still actually making a game.
My contributions to the Godot engine did not go as planned, and as a consequence the Godot engine is now being tested and retested, with developers set to now produce monthly excuses and never touch the engine till the end of time. Some of my work ethic must have rubbed off on them. That means I can focus on other tasks, and by other tasks, I naturally mean like planning more excuses for Offcuts 0.4 for many more months to come. The remaining tasks are the same as always, more checking even though I have been checking for more than 2 years now as 0.4 release fast approaches. Yes, it's been a while, so I need to double-check if my build has been checked and then I will need to triple-check again next month just to be sure.
The rest of my post is copy pasted from every post the last 4 years for those who are a bit slow still haven't caught on that I ain't actually making this game. See you in the next post, and thanks for staying signed up on my personal blog where I get to pretend I am somebody and not another dev with the work ethic of a corpse.
So, is ole Stencilbits going to keep us all in the loop on the Godot engine now every month, month after month?
If you are going to keep people in the know, you can at least not be so vague. But anything other than vagueness would require more testing, checking, and retesting and then it would need to be checked again. It'd be many years from now before it ever got posted otherwise. Much simpler just to make obfuscated posts and then let people use their imagination.
Whatever rendering software is being used to create the monthly art looks like utter trash. There has been a serious degradation in quality of the art over the course of all the excuses Stencilbits puts out each month. It's not even attractive or interesting at this point. Not sure what, if anything, he hopes to achieve other than trying to pretend he contributed anything to Godot, and god help them if his contributions are anything like he contributes to his own game as they'll be squashing bugs, testing, and checking things for the next half century.
I think most people with any capacity for thinking already knows he isn't working on the game at this point.
If you read the responses on Patreon, the same idiots have been hyped up for the new release for dozens of months now.
Otherwise known as cash cows for the money milk farm.
Patreons are good for that sort of thing.
His latest travesty of a post just rambles on about the Godot engine, promises to release the 0.4 version soon that's near completion like he has for the last 36+ months.
Nothing of value missed if you haven't seen it. I'd suggest not wasting the time of day on this trash. Those are valuable seconds of your life you will not be able to get back.
The latest excuse has befallen us this month.
Considering how dead this comment board has been the past couple of weeks, I'll take a gander and say nobody cares.
He's still pretending he's making a game nobody even gives a shit about anymore, what's to care about? Every month, the same thing over and over again.
You are right. Nobody cares. Nobody cares about his posts or his 0.4 release he has promised for years. He is the laughing stock among devs, and just another absolute shit dev who, like usual, quit work on their game part way through then went back and started remaking it. Except he's so bad he hasn't been able to even pilot a new release in going on 4 years despite promising it every month.
Big problem with that is fresh dried paint flakes at a rate faster than Stencilbits produces anything.
Why is that a problem? Stencilbits could easily take up painting, and when his project decomposes after years of neglect and turns to dust, he can compare and contrast it with his other projects. Of course, there won't be much of any real difference between the decay and his other dead and abandoned projects.
Maybe for next month Stencilbits will talk about his experiences watching paint dry that's already dried as he looks to draw new inspiration.
Because that is what he is already doing. His Patreon is already so stagnant it is literally like watching dried paint flake and peel away from the wall.
Reading the monthly posts is kind of like reading blank pieces of paper, except more bland and dumb. If you can actually convince anybody to read that waste of electricity, just hit the back button on their browser to send them back to the start. They probably won't notice since the whole thing is exactly the same for the past 4 years.
Or maybe next month he'll post the same bullshit from the last 40 months? Come on ya'll. This is Stencilbits we are talking about. It'll be as unimaginative as it is ridiculous and result in more lost IQ points as the previous posts. I expect more innovation from a bag of dead rats.
You gotta dig down deep to produce the bunk that appeared last month.
Maybe this month he'll dig down deeper and that'll be his hole he can go crawl into and disappear for after totally ruining what could have been an otherwise halfway decent game.
But with Stencilbits working on the Godot engine and apparently everything BUT the damn game, the jokes are writing themselves.
Face it, Stencilbits is a joke and not a very good one. Every month he makes a fool out of himself. He should probably find something else to do.
Yep, I agree. Time for ole Stencilbits to quit being a poser, accept that he sucks, and move on because he has reached the pinnacle of suckage with his ridiculous update every month that not a single person even believes.
The pinnacle of Stencilbits: Moving goal posts, endless excuses, and squatter thigs.
Welp, no intelligent life to be found on this rock.
Did you try looking under the rock, the land and home where all the Stencilbits followers reside. Not that you'd find any intelligent life there either. Just a bunch of suckers who enjoy getting conned and scammed.
You might even find a few of those squatter thigs under there and then ole Stencilbits can post about 'em again this month or something else equally stupid.
God, these comments are as retarded as ever. Why don't you all just sit in place and do nothing all day instead?
Cool derping, bro.
First, we are not related. Second, that does not say what you all think it says and basically what you're saying is you've all got nothing better to do than troll a comment board over a typo?
That's funny coming from you.
Are you enjoying the squatter thigs?
Maybe you should try removing your head from your rectum and quit simping for a dev who posts absurd and ridiculous crap each and every month and never does anything even worth discussing.
You can't make this up.
Waiting on our two resident cheerleaders to weigh in on this.
Every Stencilbit fanboy here and abroad collectively fell out of their chairs in excitement when the newest excuse dropped.
When you are Stencilbits and you don't spend 3 years proofreading and fixing bugs before you post, you end up with things called squatters thigs. Since he can't even give his fake updates anymore without errors, I can only imagine what merciless horrors would be in an actual but very theoretical 0.4 release.
3 years of nonstop progress with this game has finally resulted in us being rewarded with some idiotic crap called squatters things. Perfect. Just what the world was waiting for.
That single typo just set this game back years. It'll now take Stencilbits a year to figure out what word he intended to use. Another year to proofread it. And another year to bug test it. Plus another year to post about it.
Anxious to know more about those squatters thigs.
This gets dumber every month.
Well, it comes from his Patreon.
Most people who talk about coding on the internet don't know anything about coding.
And the fact that all of this is just as stupid as it is ignorant like everything else he posts proves that it belongs on his Patreon.
Oh and you really know anything about programming? I don't see you making any games.
I never said I did but actually, yes I do have experience with more than a few programming languages but I don't need to create a blog space to brag about it on a dead corner of the internet that nobody has any use for beyond ridicule to inflate my ego and sense of importance. Feeble attempts at feeling superior is the only reason that collage of BS still exists.
And who gives a shit about the Godot engine anyway? Stencilbits just admitted where his priorities are which clearly aren't even with this game anymore but I guess as long as he can make it sound like he knows something to impress all the know-nothings still following him on Patreon.
Here we have the great Stencilbits who has promised the release of the Kraken 0.4 release so many times it has become a running joke. And then here you are, supporting the tightest fitting set of clown shoes on the internet all while waiting for next release date of the Kraken with baited breath. But you got squatter thigs instead, so enjoy.
The amount of stupid here is palpable. Bordering on embarrassing, but here we are anyway. It's just sad and dumb.
I wasn't able to see the update yesterday as the Patreon page wouldn't load on my phone, so I have no idea if what is posted below is accurate or another perversion of sorts by everyone in the comments.
That’s because your phone is smarter than you, and it knows not to waste it’s time on Stencilbits' worthless posts. Good job. You got outsmarted by a robot.
You people are so disgraceful with these comments. Have you some breaking news of some kind or just commenting just to be trolling?
Post was to OP, not you. But how nice of you to stroll along and call people names, after whining about name calling after calling people names a few days ago. Now that you have been noticed for today and gotten attention, go away.
Here is some breaking news, it's been nearly 4 years since the last story update for this game and people are bored with the excuses.
Why are people being so disgraceful with these comments?
Because the dev has the worst work ethic among adult devs. When you make Gumdrop and Icstor look like hard workers you know you have fucked up.
You are aware that he pauses payments and doesn't take any money each month and hasn't for whole time the game has been on hiatus, correct?
Pausing payments is no excuse for gutter tier work ethic. The fact he pauses payments is the only thing stopping him being put at the same level of Icstor and Gumdrop. That and he really has no choice but to pause payments. We're coming up to the 4th year of excuses, lies and outright laziness so if he was charging for this his reputation, what's left of it, would be shot.
Are you having withdrawals after missing just one post? Sheesh.
Not like you actually missed anything. Just scroll back and read the last 36 months worth of posts. It'll tell you the exact same thing.
Pro tip: You can also use this trick for any future posts you may miss.
Well guys, here is the "update", but of course you actually have to do something new to be able to have an update instead of regurgitating the same thing for the past several years, but that's another story. The Stencilbit family bots will be along shortly to defend and adore every word.
Monthly Update: Squatters Thigs
The first month of the year is soon ending, which means it's time for a brand new monthly update! January has been busy for me in almost every way, including some final script editing. Another part of my time I have been using to make some small code and other contributions to the open-source Godot Game Engine as it is approaching its 4.0 release. That release has been in the making for around 3+ years by now, so I have some sympathy here. One day you might see the interactive adventures of our cast in Godot, Unity or Unreal Engine. As I occasionally use these engines at my day job in some form, I have been quietly evaluating them for the eventual next step in this hobby of mine. But more of that later, once the next release of Offcuts is actually out.
With that out of the way, my last hurdle with Offcuts 0.4 has been mostly proofreading and editing, basic tasks that I could keep doing forever. And sometimes, I feel the more I edit things, the worse the script becomes. It has been mostly release ready for a while, so once I get my other tasks out of the way, I can hopefully and finally gather up my courage and press that release button.
And as always, I'm not going to take any Patreon payments until 0.4 is out (I'll temporarily suspend my Patreon at the end of each month until then).
The rest of the post is mostly copied from my previous updates for those who are new or want to be reminded of what will be coming next. See you in the next post, thanks for your support and patience!
Still editing the script? Dumbass has only been editing for the past 38 months.
It has taken him going on 4 years to get to 0.4 and not even there yet. He thinks he can contribute anything to new engine builds? I would not trust this newb to do a spellcheck - and wtf is a squatter thig?
Squatter thig = some kind of 0day leet nerd speek. Didn't you heer? He is working on a new engine and codes, which will need to be proofread, edited, and bug tested for 52 years until it enters into obsolescence. Sort of like this game.
Poor Stencilbits sinking to new lows trying to associate himself with other works to exaggerate his own accomplishments. Good job.
it's like yanderedev all over again
i literally have no idea what's going on in these comments, im just tryna see if the game is fun or nah
Would be far from anything I'd suggest. Not really a game, just a ridiculously longwinded wordy VN full of annoying characters that never developed much further than a beta, which ironically what the MC is also designed after. Decisions don't matter and there's literally nothing to do in it other than press the SKIP button.
You obviously don't care about the game, so why are you and the others always here bashing the dev and the game? Go find another game.
Go find a nice pile of sand to go pound as you enthusiastically wait for the latest monthly excuse post to print out and frame on the wall.
You obviously care a little bit too much what people think of this game or the moron who is pretending to still be creating it.
woah really? well that sucks I'ma give it a try and see though
there's a huge mix of "it's a bad game" and "it has potential" or something so im like confused as hell
Maybe 5 years ago it had potential, but any potential has been lost since then. At least with this dev. Surprised nobody has tried to clone it in Daz or HS2 yet.
Because nobody gives a shit about this garbage game or loser dev. The rendering is getting worse and more shitty. 5 star game rating here hahahahahahahaha. 139 patrons. hahahahahaha. something doesn’t quite add up. gonna guess the dev’s simps constantly support trash while defending it against any and all criticism.
Welp, nothing here in these comments but decay. I guess these threads could be used as tomorrow's fertilizer seeing how yesterday's whiners are todays complainers, everyone here has complained themselves into a swamp. These comments now a swamp with those practicing revenge posts and making the swamp bigger and more unbecoming.
I got only a few words far into this post before I stopped reading.
But what I did read is so absolutely false it most likely references the Patreon (where nearly everything is false).
Anybody that thinks anything is actually coming this month is mentally retarded.
Why do these kinds of posts exist? Many, many questions. Alas, probably best unanswered.
Probably the same reason you felt the need to share your opinion. Or maybe we've just seen enough posts about imaginary things being released at the end of the month. About 40 months worth to be exact. But some angry posts is a bigger issue to you.
For once I agree with you, lots of unanswered questions.
Why is the Patreon buddie club spending so much time here continually baiting people on this comment board?
Why don't they reply with something worthy of an actual member who can think on their own instead of a paid shill?
Not even a huge pile of BS like this and 99% of the comments here can change anyone's mind who is still waiting on the game, so why do this?
Werent you calling people idiots, trolls and other names the other day? Stop trying to play the victim. Like I said before, people like you cannot deal with opposing views and lash out so evidently this page and perhaps even the internet are obviously not for you.
You have been spreading the BS nonstop from that blackhole steaming dog pile known as Patreon since you showed up. Maybe when the goal posts get moved again, you can bring us all up to speed on how quickly the game is being updated since it's only been coming soon for about 4 years now. So yeah. Keep waiting on it.
Some here sure love them some Stencilbits. And with the next excuse he posts later this month, I'm sure they'll fall in love with that as well.
Personally, I have had my fill of the trolls on this page. A lot of people angry that the dev isn't releasing things on their demand. These posts should not be allowed further light of day or oxygen.
Yes, you have the right to be a snowflake. Snowflakes are unable to deal with opposing views. Good luck with that.
These posts by hiih8r and gmichael3101 suggest Stencilbits their savior. I guess it's easy to see with these comments the emotional bonding shared for their idol.
Good to see all playing well on the playground.
Derpers gonna derp.
Your derping is noted.
Your playground. Your thoughts. Your projection. Your anger noted, sorry for the angst.
No angst here, just watching all the whimpering because nobody here got what they want. Your derping and ignorance noted.
I would say the answer is you and gmichael get a room. Take in some Patreons while you are at it.
ps Your common love for Stencilbits is noted.
No need to share your pornography here, You may be proud of it but this is not the place to share.
What does that mean...in English? I have never seen such twisted English obfuscated replies that are hard to make any sense of. Do you use a Chinese translator for your posts?
I did not summon you to my office, I am not buying Your attempted sales pitch on cars or conspiracies, not interested in your advances.
So you are going back to China?
My God that was hard to read. I actually had to slow down just to read it.
That's not surprising, given you obviously enjoy reading the same thing on Patreon month after month after month so you are probably now used to having to read things slow from all the brain damage.
And then you talk about derping, with the Patreon being the epitome of derp.
I never said anything about derping. Get your facts straight before you go accusing anyone of anything, troll.
Stencilbits is one of the worst developers there is, hasn't made a single update in over 3 years, and some of you people support his charade of excuses. Good job. And then you post based on feelz not facts so there's that and you come to Stencilbits' defense at every opportunity so there's that, too.
I'm just glad we've got the whole troll farm here to keep the rest of us up to date and informed on all things Stencilbits.
I'm also glad to hear about all these updates nobody ever sees.
Nope. We are just hearing about more than a few's inabilities and shortcomings.
The apologists on here are mind boggling.
This comment board now an example of revenge posters. Tit for Tat, any attempted discussion here a waste of time and effort. Reality is not this page, but an example of dysfunction. No real interest watching a pig skin being carried down the cow pasture here.
Well its slow these last few days and I am back in on these threads.
The attempt here to get readers still predominates with salacious comments, I guess thats just the way it is.
Cool made up nonsensical story bro.
Cool worthless trolling story, bro.
Says the one who has done months and months worth of trolling with the others.
Your trolling is noted.
Your note is noted.
Ahhhh, yes , as per the above comments ,making heads explode again, Revenge posters at their finest.Lol. Tit for Tat!
This is not the airport, so nobody cares when you announce your arrival or departure.
Tell you what , you trust whatever you read on Patreon each month or whatever rag that fits your desire. I will decipher what truths I decide that fits mine.
I no longer have tolerance for your view, and I know you have none for mine.
That's ironic. Nobody has ever cared for your arrival here either.
The stencilbits buddie squad does this every month to detract and draw attention away from their overlord's little Patreon ponzi scheme.
Thank you for your projection because none of this drivel makes any sense whatsoever.
Apparently I am living in your head, rent free on the daily.
I don't know if I will post anymore today, but try not to wet your pants with excitement if I do post.
Everytime, you throw out these chum filled posts, somewhere in that chum is a hook. Except in this case, it's nothing but hooks.
You are just here with the others spreading lies and misinformation.
Stencilbits does all this on a monthly basis, yearly even, yet you remain fixated on some angry comments.
And everytime, I reel one of you in.
Time and time again, the squadsters are the first to rush in and respond to my posts. You all wait with baited breath for my every post. You are members of my legion of fans whose life is not complete without my postings. It's kinda you guy's thing.
Don't overthink it. You shouldn’t strech your brain so much, it’s apparently not suited for heavy thinking processes.
Okay, but this comment page does give your heart an extra beat. Thanks for the share.
Not that it matters to you, because you are intellectually lazy and dishonest with what is going on here.
Stencilbits tells you to stay signed up and keep waiting for his monthly garbage and you enthusiastically oblige.
The shill armies fail here.
LOL. You actually said I was intellectually dishonest and the other one has referred to me as spreading lies and disinformation yet you same two are right here promoting for 4 years worth of intellectual dishonesty and misinformation.
You cannot make this stuff up, lmao.
I actually agree with you for once. The dev suspends his account each month, yet you idiots are here saying he is scamming everyone. You are right. You can't make this up.
Speaking of making things up, oh, I'm sure your Stencilbits will find something stupid he can't wait to share with the world at the end of this month, and then one of us here will immediately shut it down using the very stupidity supplied in his own post, coupled with the intellectual effort that the average grade schooler could provide. It's very easy to squash his ignorance just as it is to dismiss you as nothing but another stooge. Have a great evening!
Actually the revenge posting suggests wasted days and wasted nights in pursuit of unicorns.
You could make a positive comment, or at least one that actually makes some kind of semblence of sense. But you’d rather complain about unicorns because you’re a special kind of idiot.
Myself no longer concerned about getting a positive comment from this game, yesterday's chaos now obvious in these comments. Thanks for YOUR comment though.
You might want to self medicate, you seem agitated, in Agony, relax ….look for some more yellow journalistic posts from Stencilbits drawing unicorns to admire and embellish. Enjoy this playground.
Please, you of all people have no business speaking to the rationality of... anything or anyone.
Don't fret. Eventually the dev will post the 0.4 and then you can all go get some anger management help and get a life.
Did you dream all this up in your Stencilbits possessed head?
gmichael3101 is a trolling disaster. Absolutely nothing but shilling and endlessly promoting the crap his dev puts up every month.
You and the other cultists cringe-worthy comments month after month after month while calling other people trolling disasters tells everything we need to know about you.
Good. Jot it all down and take notes. I would apologize for my transgressions but I really just don't care that much about it.
Hahaha. You moron. It has taken 3 years to go from v0.3.1 to 0.4 with the last 2 years being nothing but announced bug tests.
3 years. To go from v0.3.1 to 0.4. And not even there yet.
Hahaha. What a moron.
the minute after some of you are criticized for all these irritating posts, the personal attacks, insults, and childish name calling begin.
I can appreciate your comment and feeling of being isolated. Although these comments has its fors and againsts the reality is your impact will not be realized on this page at best.
What does that shit mean by criticise? It's just two mf clowns with fake accounts who post or reply shit here,they are cocks sucker of dev and mentally challenged,who are made to believe they are some sort of gigs,we as humble human doesn't want to treat these two degraded piece of crap as shit as they are,but still they stir nonsense here.
Being mentally challenged is really more your role here.
Pointing out that some of you who post a lot of easily rebuffed rubbish especially where it fits your agenda and purpose here isn't a personal attack.... it's an observation.
Rebuffed what? It's not even worthy of attention.
The petulant, juvenile crap and sniping by the followers is ridiculous, which you seem to be fine with. You people have a sense of self-importance well out of proportion to who and what you are.
Here he is, with yet another totally worthless piece of junk post jam packed full of excuses just for you! Hang on to him. Squeeze him tight.
He needs to just stfu and go silent like any other dev would. I have more respect for devs who abandon their games and are never heard from again, than I do this miserable display that goes on for years.
Waiting on the twins to tell us all about the new 0.4 update they were sure was going to be coming this month as planned.
lmfao… you think this bothers people who enjoy these games? Funny how such haters are even on this genre… you all are either very immature or just simply uncomfortable in your own skin!! As mentioned move on you effect nobody and nobody cares what you say
I didn't say it bothered them. Stop being a triggered snowflake.
Are you saying you enjoy playing games that have been dead for years with only two or three routes, and the creator is laughing at everybody still waiting for it to be completed?
Hey don't worry about that idiotic clown nonsense,do you think he's a genuine avn lover or a sensible guy?,nah he's just another of fake account of this mf dev cock sucker whore,who stir nonsense and protect Dev's ass
The fanboys will eat this up almost like the Q crowd with every hope they can unlock and decode the secret messages in each monthly post, hoping to find that hidden treasure map embedded that tells them the super secret release date.
Fan boys? Of some old crap that's abonded years ago? Nope he's just one of dev personal cum dumpster whore fake account shitting and saying nonsense,giving ridiculous execuse just like dev as usual.
Amazing isn't it how some of these people get torqued about some comments but think nothing of the fact they are lied to each and every month by the useless dev.
like i said bud,he isn't some fanboy or loyal patreon(should be consider idiot at this stage,after this long time) but he's fake account created by clowns who are are Dev's cock sucker.